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commodore-amiga: the-page-0f-space: I fucking love you,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:36:42 -0700

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

darth-vader: THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.BUBBLE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:20:48 -0700

THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.
BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:32:32 -0700

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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Tue, 21 May 2013 08:37:29 -0700

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:36:25 -0700

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:33:51 -0700

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

tastefullyoffensive: Headline of the year.[latimes]

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:33:05 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

the-changlorious-bastards: get-in-my-tardis: TEXTS FROM...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:24:43 -0700

the-changlorious-bastards:

get-in-my-tardis:

TEXTS FROM CAS

well that escalated quickly

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:30:16 -0700

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:29:28 -0700

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

shaggy2pope: faetrouble: pastelmorgue: theoneguyoverthere: h...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:26:10 -0700

shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.

(via)

Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:24:11 -0700

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:23:18 -0700

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

confessionsofanerd: teashoesandhair: 221cbakerstreet: everybod...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:21:23 -0700

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan

antisociallysplendid: ifuckedsherlock: the-art-student-in-221c:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:19:53 -0700

antisociallysplendid:

ifuckedsherlock:

the-art-student-in-221c:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

deeeeaaan:

staying-alive-is-so-boring:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

fortheloveofsalazar:

Looking for something to fill that void while on your hiatus or hellatus? Join the Hannibal fandom!

p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.

are you going to eat us

We only eat the rude

I am utterly terrified of the Hannibal Fandom.

Only eat the rude?

Have you seen Sherlock?

^

So are we going to be eating the dinner, or be part of the dinner? Hm, and do I want to join another fandom…oh god, yes.

Dear Hannibal Fandom,

We accept your invitation. But just be forewarned, you can try to us eat us but we know how to kill you.

Sincerely,

The Supernatural Fandom

P.S. we’ll be bringing our own salt

Person: "How many times have you re-watched the Sherlock episodes?"

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:16:44 -0700

waitfortheawesomeness:

Me:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:15:55 -0700

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

smilingemoticon: rneerkat: rneerkat: whats a librarians favorite color read

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:15:15 -0700

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

babyklupcakes: this is one of the many times when i wonder why...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:08 -0700

babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

~~yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity~~

shuckle-shuffle: hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:55:10 -0700

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night